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Why did the one-handed man
cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth. Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element: MAN Symbol: XY Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#USD and amp;*! Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100 Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples. Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into
heaven first?


A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head.


The nun asks, Why do you say that?


The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first!


The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else?


Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers.


The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers?


The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands
together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven
first!


The nun says, OK, anyone else?


Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand.


The nun says, OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first?


Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Johnny.


The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first?


Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!